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'We present you some 'knock-knock' jokes,
      
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(1). Knock, knock, 

who is ??
"I, I,
who am I,

I do not know who you are stupid.


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(2). Knock, knock.

who’s there?
Videos,
videos who? 

videocon-washing machine.


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(3). Knock, knock, 
who’s there? 

honey Singh.
Who is Honey Singh? 

You don't know me, so don't you have a newspaper in your house?


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(4). Knock Knock

Who’s there ?
Red !
Red who ?

Red your nose !


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(5). knock,knock.

who’s there, ?
pappu,

Oh pappu uncle, come come.


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(6). knock,knock. 

who’s there ,?

kailash satyarthi.
kailash satyarthi who?

I have won the Nobel Prize, yet nobody knows.


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(7). knock,knock.

who’s there?
goodness.
goodness who ?

bro,no time for goodness now.


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(8). knock,knock.

who’s there ?
Agarwall.
Agarwall who ?

Agarwal is not, then your house will fall


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(9). knock,knock.
who ’s there ?

Wood.
Wood who ?

Wood on your door is cracking.



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(10). knock,knock.
who ’s there ?

Anna
Anna who ?

Anaconda 🐍Anaconda 🐍.



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(11). knock, knock.
  who ’s there ?

SHERA DI
SHERA DI WHO ?

   Shera di punjabi movie📀.



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(12). Knock,knock.
  who ’s there
WILL

WILL WHO ?

My 🕺Karan 👬 Arjun WILL surely come.


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(13). Knock knock
Who’s there?

Apple🍎
Apple who?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana🍌

Banana who?
Banana you happy I didn’t say Apple🍎 ?



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(14). Knock, Knock

Who’s there?
Leaflet
Leaflet who?

Leaflet me alone!



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(15). Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Wire.
Wire who?

Why're you asking me?



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(16). Knock! Knock!
Who is there?

Chance.
Chance who ?

this is impossible. The chance is not knocking twice!



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(17). Knock, knock.
Who is there? 

Kangao .
Kangao who?

"Actually, it's kangaroo!



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(18). Knock knock.

Who is there ?
Cow says.

Who says the cow ?

No, a cow says "moooooo!



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(19). Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Boo ma.
Boo ma who?

pls No need to cry, it’s only a joke.



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(20). Knock, Knock
Who’s there?

I - L❤.
I -L ❤ who?

I don't know, you tell me!



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(21). Knock, knock.

Who is there?
I love you!.

Who i love you ?

Don't ask who,
because it's you.



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(22). knock,knock

who’ s there ?

Local
Local who ?

"Local bus went on and became local boy !



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(23). knock,knock.

Who’s brother ?
Happi.
Happi who ?

"Nobody found happiness
Got grief in this matter".




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(24). knock,knock
who’s ?

Aman ki asa.
Aman ki asa who ?

I also want to know this talk
Who are these, Do you really get out !



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(25). knock,knock.
who ’s there ?

G.K
G.K.who ?

Jee ke kya karna hai,Now we die.



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(26). KNOCK, Knock.

Who ’s bro ?
Questions.
Questions who ?

"Why, who, when, how, where ... all these questions are we also asking ...?



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(27). knock, knock.

Who’s there ?

NOw.
Now who ?

"now"Is there any life ?



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(28). knock, knock .
who ’s bro ?

BB.
BB who ?

"BB🤷🏽 fired 🚶from the house. so I came to your house !



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(29). knock, knock.

who ’s there ?
uhi.
UHI WHO ?

Uhi hi chala aaya aap se milane bro.



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(30). knock, knock.

who ’s there ?
Di
Di who ?

If the door does not open directly, then I will break it!

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(31). Knock,knock.
who ’s there ?

LF
LF who ?

No one knows what life is



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#(32). knock, knock.
who ’s bro ?
Love.
Love who ?
Can not ask with love, is it?


"keep smiling always & keep                            laughing😀.

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